"So B," I asked, "are we having a good time so far, do you think? Is it exciting at all?"
"The question is," corrected B, "is your WIFE having a good time."
My wife. Tape redorcer...
I have no memory. Everyday is a new day because I don't remember the day before. Every minute is like the first minute of my life. I try to remember but I can't. That's why I got married -- to my tape recorder. That's why I seek out people minds like tape recorders to be with. My mind is like a tape recorder with one button --ERASE.